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The Sit-Off: 32 Chairs Enter, One Booty Throne Remains

Aug 25 · Thirty-two contenders, one buttocks, zero mercy — this is the tournament where recliners talk trash and dentist chairs pray for an early exit. Bean bags are peaking in the 2-seed while the Airplane Economy Seat limps in as the overwhelming 32-seed nobody drafted on purpose. May the comfiest cushion win, and may God have mercy on whoever seeded the kneeling chair this high.

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Music Festival - Battle Royale

8d ago · A bracket to continue our Music Festival fun! In this bracket, your task is to choose which act you'd rather see perform live in their prime. All the musical acts we drafted go into the bracket. All those who were left undrafted got cut. Choose wisely - there can only be one champion. The bands are unseeded. May the odds be ever in your favor.

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The Ultimate Awards Bracket

Sep 11 · Which award is the best to win? In each match-up choose which award you personally would like to win the most. Assume you have unlimited wealth, so its not like the award would help you with financial gain. Choose based on your own framework for prestige.

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The Ultimate Awards Ballot

Sep 14 · Which award is the best to win? In this ballot, choose which awards you personally would like to win the most. Assume you have unlimited wealth, so its not like the award would help you with financial gain. Choose based on your own framework for prestige. And don't mess it up this time.

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The Greatest Dessert

18d ago · Sixty-four desserts enter the arena, and only one walks out with the crown. Tiramisu squares off against crème brûlée, the humble chocolate chip cookie battles a towering slice of cheesecake, and pie lovers face impossible choices between apple and key lime. Every round forces you to pick between comfort and elegance, nostalgia and indulgence, the dessert you grew up with and the one you’d order on a first date. Fill out your bracket, defend your picks, and find out whose sweet tooth reigns supreme.

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Favorite Dessert

18d ago · What's our actual favorite dessert?

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Greatest NFL Quarterback

2d ago · Rank your top 10 quarterbacks in NFL history. Like MVP voting, your first-place pick earns the most points and your tenth earns the fewest. Choose from 100 of the best to ever play the position.

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The Ultimate Fruit Draft 🍓🍌🍇

18d ago · It's time to settle one of humanity's juiciest debates: which fruit reigns supreme? From the humble apple to the exotic dragon fruit, draft your ultimate lineup of nature's candy and defend your picks against the competition. Will you prioritize flavor, versatility, refreshment, or the sheer joy of biting into a perfectly ripe peach? Choose wisely, because somewhere out there is a person who genuinely believes cantaloupe deserves a first-round pick.

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HBO Showdown

May 15 · Greatest HBO Original series of all time. Excluding documentaries. Draft the best roster of your top-5 HBO shows of all time.

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The Greatest NBA Players Ever

25m ago · Use your own criteria. However you want to rank them. Your job is to identify the top-10 Players of All time in the NBA.

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Pick your Flick

May 21 · All Oscar nominated films from 1990-2019 are eligible. Pick you favorites. 8 rounds.

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Greatest NFL Quarterback

6d ago · Rank your top 10 quarterbacks in NFL history. Like MVP voting, your first-place pick earns the most points and your tenth earns the fewest. Choose from 100 of the best to ever play the position.

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San Francisco Neighborhoods: The 7-Round Battle for the 7x7

May 9 · Welcome to the San Francisco Neighborhood Draft: 7 rounds for the legendary 7x7 city. In this snake-style draft, players build the ultimate SF lineup by selecting neighborhoods based on whatever they want: parks, nightlife, architecture, fog, rent anxiety, fully loaded burritos, vibes, irrational local loyalty, etc. The winner is whoever assembles the best SF neighborhood roster.

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Best Movies of the 1980s

Aug 28 · We're taking the results of the "Best Movies of the 1980s" draft and making our choices face off in a bracket showdown. Which movie will come out on top? We'll see...

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Best Fast Food

May 23 · Assemble the ultimate fast food roster and defend your picks like a suburban dad defending Culver’s on Facebook. Reach for nostalgia, regional bias, and pure grease powered greatness.

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Harrison Ford Movies

May 7 · Welcome to the Harrison Ford Draft—where charisma is gruff, fingers are occasionally pointed, and every pick feels like it should come with a John Williams score swelling in the background. In this snake-style showdown, each drafter builds their ultimate Harrison Ford filmography, one movie at a time. Do you go early for the obvious heavy hitters, or zig into deep cuts that scream “I actually know Ford beyond the fedora”? From rogue smugglers to reluctant presidents, from archaeologists to men wrongly accused of things, every pick shapes your legacy. Strategy matters. Range matters. Vibes absolutely matter. At the end, we’ll step back and ask the only question that counts: Who assembled the most undeniable Harrison Ford oeuvre? Choose wisely. Fortune and glory, kid. Draft uses all films listed on Harrison Ford's wikipedia filmography.

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🎬 The Greatest Comedies on Earth 🎬

Sep 9 · Leave the drama at home… we’re looking for LAUGHS only here. Pick the best gut-busters the universe has to offer, then endure the scorn of your peers as they eviscerate your comedic prowess.

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Forever Meals Draft: The Foods You Have To Eat For Eternity

May 13 · Welcome to the Forever Meals Draft: the only snake draft where your picks becomes your permanent dietary identity. Draft wisely, because once you lock in “Thai” or “French,” that’s breakfast, lunch, dinner, holidays, breakups, and late-night cravings until the end of time. Every pick is a brutal combination of flavor optimization, nutritional compromise, and emotional stability under extreme repetition. Some drafters will build balanced, sustainable food ecosystems. Others will spend eternity eating nothing but dim sum and convincing themselves they’re happy about it.

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Ultimate ring draft!

Aug 18 · Rings! Choose wisely…

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Best Tom Cruise Movies

28d ago · Tom Cruise has spent four decades running toward the camera, dangling off things, and refusing to age, and now we're drafting our favorites to settle which of his movies reigns supreme. Will you honor the volleyball-and-aviators brilliance of Top Gun, the existential dread of Edge of Tomorrow, or the sheer insurance-voiding chaos of any Mission: Impossible? Choose wisely, because one wrong pick and you'll have to explain to the group chat why you left Jerry Maguire on the board.

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All-Time Best Comedy Movies: Bracket Edition

Aug 14 · The draft board picks are in--now they must face off against each other!

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NBA Regular Season - Battle Royale

10d ago · OK - Here we go. How it works Each manager drafts NBA teams and players before opening night, then scores points all season from playoff seeding, the NBA Cup, and the league's regular-season awards. Most points when the awards are announced in May wins. • Teams score on their final playoff seed in their conference (after the play-in) and in the NBA Cup. (#1 seed earns 8 points, #2 seed earns 7 points, etc.) • Players score on All-NBA, All-Defense, MVP, DPOY, Rookie of the Year and All-Star selections. • Playoff results don't count. This is a regular-season league. • The commissioner keeps the tracker spreadsheet and posts standings after each announcement. The draft One snake draft, 9 rounds, teams and players in the same pool. Every manager must choose exactly 4 teams and 5 players, picked in any order. You may trade players or teams during the season. Just use this website to create a trade. Six managers, 54 picks total: 24 of the 30 teams and 30 players get drafted. Scoring About 75 points are available from teams and about 115 from players, so an average pick is worth roughly the same either way. Category Points Playoff seeds (inverse order - #1 seed earns 8 points, #8 seed earns 1 point) Seed 9 or lower earns zero points. NBA Cup champion earns 2 points. NBA Cup runner up earns 1 point. All-NBA 1st / 2nd / 3rd team 6 / 4 / 2 pts, respectively MVP (on top of All-NBA): +3 bonus points All-Defense 1st team earns 3 points. All-Defense 2nd team earns 1 point. Defensive Player of the Year (on top of All-Defense): +2 bonus points. Rookie of the Year - 3 points All-Star selection - 1 point (everyone voted into the game or playing in the game as an alternate gets a point) All-Star MVP - 3 points A player scores in every category he earns. The ceiling is 18: MVP, DPOY, 1st-team All-NBA, 1st-team All-Defense, All-Star MVP, and an All-Star nod. Fine print • Trades: points follow the player. If your player is traded mid-season, you keep him and his awards. • 65-game rule: the NBA requires 65 games played for All-NBA, All-Defense, MVP and DPOY. If your guy misses it, he scores nothing there. That's part of the game. • All-Stars: anyone officially named to the All-Star roster counts, including injury replacements. • Seeds: final seeds after the play-in. Each conference has its own 1–8, so both #1 seeds get 8. • NBA Cup: only the champion and runner-up score. The Cup final is in December, so those points land early. • Ties: most team points wins. Still tied: whoever owns the highest-scoring single player. • Disputes: the commissioner decides. Official NBA announcements are the only source.

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NFL Battle Royale

Aug 31 · The rules for this draft are simple: Draft the teams that you think will win the most games this NFL season. Your score at the end of the season will be determined by the total number of games your teams win. I will keep track of the standings and send you a prize at the end of the regular season if you win. 1 win = 1 point, regular season only.

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Space marines

May 12 · Space marines

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Rank the Presidents

Oct 6 · Every U.S. presidency is on the board: all 47 terms from Washington to Trump. Grover Cleveland and Donald Trump each appear twice, since they each served non-consecutive terms, so you can draft one term without getting stuck with the other. Then there are 13 fictional presidents, because Jed Bartlet would beat at least eleven real ones and we all know it. 12 drafters, 5 rounds, snake order, 60 items, 60 picks. Every single presidency comes off the board, so there are no leftovers and nowhere to hide. Build the best five-president administration you can. ONE RULE: You can only pick one fictional president!!!!

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Pick Your 2026 Men's Ballon d'Or

8d ago · The world's best footballers have battled for glory, but who deserves the 2026 Ballon d'Or? Rank your picks for the greatest men's players of the year.

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Best comedy shows of all time

Sep 6 · The shows that bust your gut, get you in stitches, make you ROFLMAO... this isn't about choosing Breaking Bad because it made you laugh a few times, but you think it's the greatest show ever. This is about pure comedic value.

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A Music Festival for You

Sep 24 · You have just been named the General Manager of your very own Music Festival. You get to pick all the headliners. The only caveat is that you can only pick one musical act per decade. Your goal here isn't ticket sales or mass appeal. Your goal is to share your musical preferences with the world. A few notes: Every act is assumed to be at its absolute musical peak. If you pick The Beatles, they're all alive in their prime. If an act was huge across multiple decades, I made a judgment call on which decade was their peak. I might be wrong. Deal with it. The 2020s and 2010s are combined because we're not done with the 2020s yet. If I'm missing an act you want to include let me know and I'll add it.

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The United States of Springfield: Simpsons Characters Take Over the U.S. Government

May 24 · A nation is in crisis. And somehow the only people available to restore order are the emotionally unstable residents of Springfield. In this snake-style draft, players assemble the ultimate Simpsons administration by filling key U.S. government positions with everyone from competent workhorses like Lisa Simpson to catastrophic wildcards like Mayor Quimby, Lionel Hutz, or Ralph Wiggum. Winner is the one who assembles the most hilarious new government.

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All Time NBA Starting 5 (Plus Sub)

Aug 21 · Build the best all-time NBA roster. Winner has the strongest team.

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Simple Pleasures

Jun 12 · I've created a list of life's simple pleasures. Draft your favorites.

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Best US National Parks

May 25 · America’s National Parks are cathedrals of geology, history, wilderness, and scale that define the country’s natural identity. In this draft, choose the parks that inspire awe, adventure, and obsession, from towering mountains and ancient forests to deserts, glaciers, and volcanic worlds that feel almost impossible to believe are real.

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Millenial Junk Food

Jun 2 · Science has solved nutrition. Your body is fine no matter what you consume. Water is gone. You drink only what you draft. Cereal milk is an earned privilege; glasses of plain milk are not a thing. This list of candy, drinks, chips, sweets, frozen treats, and "meals" is all that exists forever. This is your eternal menu. Draft accordingly.

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Best Soda Draft

Jul 12 · Welcome to the Best Soda Draft: a carbonated struggle to determine the greatest soft drink of all time. Competitors will build rosters from an elite pool of gas station icons, regional legends, fast food exclusives, mall-food-court staples, and deeply questionable 1990s flavor experiments. Draft carefully: because once someone takes Cherry Coke or Mountain Dew Baja Blast off the board, panic tends to set in.

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Sit-Com Friend Squad

Sep 5 · Forget who’s the funniest or your favorite character. You’re building the friend group you’d actually want to be in. Who’s showing up for your move? Who do you want to do drafts with? Who do you actually want to hang out with? Chemistry matters more than star power.

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Peak Dad: The Baby Industrial Complex Draft

Jul 10 · You've been handed a baby and a credit card. What are the 70 items you're taking to survive the first few years? Draft the gear that earned its keep, justify your reaches, and prepare to defend every pick against a room full of equally exhausted parents. Remember: championships aren't won with first-round SNOOs. They're won by finding a Hatch, Baby Brezza, or white noise machine in the middle rounds.

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The Golden Lazy Susan: The Best Dim Sum Order

Jun 10 · Welcome to the Dim Sum Sluts Draft: a glorious culinary competition where DSS legends are built one bamboo steamer at a time. Assemble the ultimate lineup of dumplings, buns, noodles, vegetables, desserts, and beverages in pursuit of dim sum immortality. Strategy matters, overordering is inevitable, and anyone who forgets egg tarts in the late rounds deserves public ridicule.

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Best Movies of the 1980s

Jun 18 · The 1980s gave us time-traveling DeLoreans, whip-cracking archaeologists, karate tournaments, killer robots, ghost hunters, talking mogwais, and at least three movies you swear are masterpieces because you first saw them on VHS at age 11. Draft the best movies of the 1980s. Pick the films that defined the decade, shaped pop culture, or simply remain endlessly rewatchable. Comedy, action, sci-fi, drama, horror, animation, cult classics, and Oscar winners are all fair game. One rule: don't draft a movie that's already been selected (this is a type-in draft vs. picking from a set board). Nobody wants to spend their pick triumphantly announcing *Back to the Future* only to discover someone chose it three rounds ago.

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San Francisco Playground Grab: The Best Playgrounds in the City Draft

Sep 21 · Draft the best playgrounds in San Francisco. Once you draft a playground, it’s yours forever. You can take your kids back as many times as you want, but no other drafter can ever set foot there again. Choose wisely. Views, location, equipment, toddler friendliness, and proximity to snacks are all fair game. Most importantly: you are King of the Slide. 👑

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Peak Dad: The Baby Industrial Complex Draft

Jul 16 · You've been handed a baby and a credit card. What are the 70 items you're taking to survive the first few years? Draft the gear that earned its keep, justify your reaches, and prepare to defend every pick against a room full of equally exhausted parents. Remember: championships aren't won with first-round SNOOs. They're won by finding a Hatch, Baby Brezza, or white noise machine in the middle rounds.

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Cast Your Horror Movie

4d ago · 🎬 Horror Movie Draft: Build Your Own Nightmare Lights. Camera. MURDER. 🔪 You're in the director's chair, and your mission is simple: draft the ultimate horror movie. Will you create a terrifying slasher, a supernatural nightmare, or a hilariously bad B-movie masterpiece? The choice is yours. How to Play Each player will draft their very own horror movie, selecting the key ingredients that make a horror film unforgettable. You'll draft: Horror Subgenre – What kind of nightmare are we making? Slasher, paranormal, psychological thriller, etc. Setting – Where does the horror unfold? The Killer – Cast your villain from a lineup of well-known actors and actresses. First Victim – Who gets killed off first? Second Victim – Because one body is never enough. The Survivor – Who manages to make it out alive? The Hero – Who steps up to fight the evil? Murder Weapon – What's the killer's weapon of choice? Red Herring Killer – Who will the audience suspect before the truth is revealed? Ridiculous AI generated movie posters will obviously be created at the end.

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All-Time Best Comedy Movies

Jul 25 · The funniest shit you ever saw