Peak Dad: The Baby Industrial Complex Draft
You've been handed a baby and a credit card. What are the 70 items you're taking to survive the first few years? Draft the gear that earned its keep, justify your reaches, and prepare to defend every pick against a room full of equally exhausted parents. Remember: championships aren't won with first-round SNOOs. They're won by finding a Hatch, Baby Brezza, or white noise machine in the middle rounds.
Tags: Dads, Parenting, Kids, Gear, Baby
THE VERDICT
What went first in "Peak Dad: The Baby Industrial Complex Draft"?
In this 2-player draft, Infant car seat was picked first, followed by Wearable breast pump (Elvie, Willow, etc.) in round one. JackJames and luca_boldrini tied for the winning lineup, by vote.
MAKE YOUR OWN
Think they drafted it wrong? Run it back with your own crew: same pool, same rounds, better picks. Or start a draft about anything.
VOTE FOR THE WINNER
- 1.Infant car seat
- 2.Baby monitor (Nanit, Owlet, Infant Optics, etc.)
- 3.Changing table
- 4.Baby food maker (BEABA Babycook, etc.)
- 5.Silicone bib
- 6.Crib (Nestig, Pottery Barn Kids, etc.)
- 1.Wearable breast pump (Elvie, Willow, etc.)
- 2.Activity center / exersaucer (Skip Hop, Fisher-Price, etc.)
- 3.Medicine syringe
- 4.Baby thermometer
- 5.Diaper caddy
- 6.Hooded baby towel
DRAFT STATS
AVG TIME PER PICK BY PLAYER
COMMISSIONER
FINAL RESULTS
| # | PLAYER | PICK |
|---|---|---|
| ROUND 1 | ||
| 1 | JA JackJames | Infant car seat |
| 2 | LU luca_boldrini | Wearable breast pump (Elvie, Willow, etc.) 😂2 |
| ROUND 2 | ||
| 3 | LU luca_boldrini | Activity center / exersaucer (Skip Hop, Fisher-Price, etc.) |
| 4 | JA JackJames | Baby monitor (Nanit, Owlet, Infant Optics, etc.) |
| ROUND 3 | ||
| 5 | JA JackJames | Changing table |
| 6 | LU luca_boldrini | Medicine syringe 😂1 |
| ROUND 4 | ||
| 7 | LU luca_boldrini | Baby thermometer |
| 8 | JA JackJames | Baby food maker (BEABA Babycook, etc.) |
| ROUND 5 | ||
| 9 | JA JackJames | Silicone bib |
| 10 | LU luca_boldrini | Diaper caddy |
| ROUND 6 | ||
| 11 | LU luca_boldrini | Hooded baby towel |
| 12 | JA JackJames | Crib (Nestig, Pottery Barn Kids, etc.) |
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