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You've been handed a baby and a credit card. What are the 70 items you're taking to survive the first few years? Draft the gear that earned its keep, justify your reaches, and prepare to defend every pick against a room full of equally exhausted parents. Remember: championships aren't won with first-round SNOOs. They're won by finding a Hatch, Baby Brezza, or white noise machine in the middle rounds.

Welcome to the Best Soda Draft: a carbonated struggle to determine the greatest soft drink of all time. Competitors will build rosters from an elite pool of gas station icons, regional legends, fast food exclusives, mall-food-court staples, and deeply questionable 1990s flavor experiments. Draft carefully: because once someone takes Cherry Coke or Mountain Dew Baja Blast off the board, panic tends to set in.

You've been handed a baby and a credit card. What are the 70 items you're taking to survive the first few years? Draft the gear that earned its keep, justify your reaches, and prepare to defend every pick against a room full of equally exhausted parents. Remember: championships aren't won with first-round SNOOs. They're won by finding a Hatch, Baby Brezza, or white noise machine in the middle rounds.

The 1980s gave us time-traveling DeLoreans, whip-cracking archaeologists, karate tournaments, killer robots, ghost hunters, talking mogwais, and at least three movies you swear are masterpieces because you first saw them on VHS at age 11. Draft the best movies of the 1980s. Pick the films that defined the decade, shaped pop culture, or simply remain endlessly rewatchable. Comedy, action, sci-fi, drama, horror, animation, cult classics, and Oscar winners are all fair game. One rule: don't draft a movie that's already been selected (this is a type-in draft vs. picking from a set board). Nobody wants to spend their pick triumphantly announcing *Back to the Future* only to discover someone chose it three rounds ago.