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Thirty-two contenders, one buttocks, zero mercy — this is the tournament where recliners talk trash and dentist chairs pray for an early exit. Bean bags are peaking in the 2-seed while the Airplane Economy Seat limps in as the overwhelming 32-seed nobody drafted on purpose. May the comfiest cushion win, and may God have mercy on whoever seeded the kneeling chair this high.

27d ago

Which award is the best to win? In each match-up choose which award you personally would like to win the most. Assume you have unlimited wealth, so its not like the award would help you with financial gain. Choose based on your own framework for prestige.

9d ago

Which award is the best to win? In this ballot, choose which awards you personally would like to win the most. Assume you have unlimited wealth, so its not like the award would help you with financial gain. Choose based on your own framework for prestige. And don't mess it up this time.

6d ago

Greatest HBO Original series of all time. Excluding documentaries. Draft the best roster of your top-5 HBO shows of all time.

May 15

All Oscar nominated films from 1990-2019 are eligible. Pick you favorites. 8 rounds.

May 21

Welcome to the San Francisco Neighborhood Draft: 7 rounds for the legendary 7x7 city. In this snake-style draft, players build the ultimate SF lineup by selecting neighborhoods based on whatever they want: parks, nightlife, architecture, fog, rent anxiety, fully loaded burritos, vibes, irrational local loyalty, etc. The winner is whoever assembles the best SF neighborhood roster.

May 9

We're taking the results of the "Best Movies of the 1980s" draft and making our choices face off in a bracket showdown. Which movie will come out on top? We'll see...

23d ago

Assemble the ultimate fast food roster and defend your picks like a suburban dad defending Culver’s on Facebook. Reach for nostalgia, regional bias, and pure grease powered greatness.

May 23

Welcome to the Harrison Ford Draft—where charisma is gruff, fingers are occasionally pointed, and every pick feels like it should come with a John Williams score swelling in the background. In this snake-style showdown, each drafter builds their ultimate Harrison Ford filmography, one movie at a time. Do you go early for the obvious heavy hitters, or zig into deep cuts that scream “I actually know Ford beyond the fedora”? From rogue smugglers to reluctant presidents, from archaeologists to men wrongly accused of things, every pick shapes your legacy. Strategy matters. Range matters. Vibes absolutely matter. At the end, we’ll step back and ask the only question that counts: Who assembled the most undeniable Harrison Ford oeuvre? Choose wisely. Fortune and glory, kid. Draft uses all films listed on Harrison Ford's wikipedia filmography.

May 7

Leave the drama at home… we’re looking for LAUGHS only here. Pick the best gut-busters the universe has to offer, then endure the scorn of your peers as they eviscerate your comedic prowess.

11d ago

Welcome to the Forever Meals Draft: the only snake draft where your picks becomes your permanent dietary identity. Draft wisely, because once you lock in “Thai” or “French,” that’s breakfast, lunch, dinner, holidays, breakups, and late-night cravings until the end of time. Every pick is a brutal combination of flavor optimization, nutritional compromise, and emotional stability under extreme repetition. Some drafters will build balanced, sustainable food ecosystems. Others will spend eternity eating nothing but dim sum and convincing themselves they’re happy about it.

May 13

Rings! Choose wisely…

Aug 18

The draft board picks are in--now they must face off against each other!

Aug 14

The rules for this draft are simple: Draft the teams that you think will win the most games this NFL season. Your score at the end of the season will be determined by the total number of games your teams win. I will keep track of the standings and send you a prize at the end of the regular season if you win. 1 win = 1 point, regular season only.

20d ago

Space marines

May 12

The shows that bust your gut, get you in stitches, make you ROFLMAO... this isn't about choosing Breaking Bad because it made you laugh a few times, but you think it's the greatest show ever. This is about pure comedic value.

14d ago

A nation is in crisis. And somehow the only people available to restore order are the emotionally unstable residents of Springfield. In this snake-style draft, players assemble the ultimate Simpsons administration by filling key U.S. government positions with everyone from competent workhorses like Lisa Simpson to catastrophic wildcards like Mayor Quimby, Lionel Hutz, or Ralph Wiggum. Winner is the one who assembles the most hilarious new government.

May 24

Build the best all-time NBA roster. Winner has the strongest team.

Aug 21

I've created a list of life's simple pleasures. Draft your favorites.

Jun 12

America’s National Parks are cathedrals of geology, history, wilderness, and scale that define the country’s natural identity. In this draft, choose the parks that inspire awe, adventure, and obsession, from towering mountains and ancient forests to deserts, glaciers, and volcanic worlds that feel almost impossible to believe are real.

May 25

Science has solved nutrition. Your body is fine no matter what you consume. Water is gone. You drink only what you draft. Cereal milk is an earned privilege; glasses of plain milk are not a thing. This list of candy, drinks, chips, sweets, frozen treats, and "meals" is all that exists forever. This is your eternal menu. Draft accordingly.

Jun 2

You've been handed a baby and a credit card. What are the 70 items you're taking to survive the first few years? Draft the gear that earned its keep, justify your reaches, and prepare to defend every pick against a room full of equally exhausted parents. Remember: championships aren't won with first-round SNOOs. They're won by finding a Hatch, Baby Brezza, or white noise machine in the middle rounds.

Jul 10

Welcome to the Best Soda Draft: a carbonated struggle to determine the greatest soft drink of all time. Competitors will build rosters from an elite pool of gas station icons, regional legends, fast food exclusives, mall-food-court staples, and deeply questionable 1990s flavor experiments. Draft carefully: because once someone takes Cherry Coke or Mountain Dew Baja Blast off the board, panic tends to set in.

Jul 12

Forget who’s the funniest or your favorite character. You’re building the friend group you’d actually want to be in. Who’s showing up for your move? Who do you want to do drafts with? Who do you actually want to hang out with? Chemistry matters more than star power.

15d ago

Welcome to the Dim Sum Sluts Draft: a glorious culinary competition where DSS legends are built one bamboo steamer at a time. Assemble the ultimate lineup of dumplings, buns, noodles, vegetables, desserts, and beverages in pursuit of dim sum immortality. Strategy matters, overordering is inevitable, and anyone who forgets egg tarts in the late rounds deserves public ridicule.

Jun 10

The 1980s gave us time-traveling DeLoreans, whip-cracking archaeologists, karate tournaments, killer robots, ghost hunters, talking mogwais, and at least three movies you swear are masterpieces because you first saw them on VHS at age 11. Draft the best movies of the 1980s. Pick the films that defined the decade, shaped pop culture, or simply remain endlessly rewatchable. Comedy, action, sci-fi, drama, horror, animation, cult classics, and Oscar winners are all fair game. One rule: don't draft a movie that's already been selected (this is a type-in draft vs. picking from a set board). Nobody wants to spend their pick triumphantly announcing *Back to the Future* only to discover someone chose it three rounds ago.

Jun 18

Every U.S. presidency is on the board: all 47 terms from Washington to Trump. Grover Cleveland and Donald Trump each appear twice, since they each served non-consecutive terms, so you can draft one term without getting stuck with the other. Then there are 13 fictional presidents, because Jed Bartlet would beat at least eleven real ones and we all know it. 12 drafters, 5 rounds, snake order, 60 items, 60 picks. Every single presidency comes off the board, so there are no leftovers and nowhere to hide. Build the best five-president administration you can. ONE RULE: You can only pick one fictional president!!!!

Aug 18

You've been handed a baby and a credit card. What are the 70 items you're taking to survive the first few years? Draft the gear that earned its keep, justify your reaches, and prepare to defend every pick against a room full of equally exhausted parents. Remember: championships aren't won with first-round SNOOs. They're won by finding a Hatch, Baby Brezza, or white noise machine in the middle rounds.

Jul 16

You have just been named the General Manager of your very own Music Festival. You get to pick all the headliners. The only caveat is that you can only pick one musical act per decade. Your goal here isn't ticket sales or mass appeal. Your goal is to share your musical preferences with the world. A few notes: Every act is assumed to be at its absolute musical peak. If you pick The Beatles, they're all alive in their prime. If an act was huge across multiple decades, I made a judgment call on which decade was their peak. I might be wrong. Deal with it. The 2020s and 2010s are combined because we're not done with the 2020s yet. If I'm missing an act you want to include let me know and I'll add it.

5d ago

The funniest shit you ever saw

Jul 25