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CROWNED A WINNER
Recliner
The Bracket
Play-In Round
Recap
Most Winners Picked
Isa_bad_b — 80%
Most Contrarian
jrose — 39%
Fastest Vote (Avg)
ry — 16m 3s
Slowest Vote (Avg)
jrose — 11h 49m 38s
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