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The Golden Lazy Susan: The Best Dim Sum Order

Welcome to the Dim Sum Sluts Draft: a glorious culinary competition where DSS legends are built one bamboo steamer at a time. Assemble the ultimate lineup of dumplings, buns, noodles, vegetables, desserts, and beverages in pursuit of dim sum immortality. Strategy matters, overordering is inevitable, and anyone who forgets egg tarts in the late rounds deserves public ridicule.

Tags: Food, Chinese, Dim Sum, Just For Fun, Dumplings

VOTE FOR THE WINNER

RA
ratbichwif
  1. 1.Shrimp & Chive Dumplings
  2. 2.Diet Coke
  3. 3.Fried Turnip Cake
  4. 4.Chili Garlic Sauce
  5. 5.Stir-Fried Chinese Eggplant
  6. 6.Fried Sticky Rice Cakes
SH
shantanut
  1. 1.Chili Crisp
  2. 2.Shanghai Soup Dumplings
  3. 3.Chinese Broccoli with Oyster Sauce
  4. 4.Stuffed Tofu Skin Rolls
  5. 5.Congee with Pork & Century Egg
  6. 6.Eggplant Stuffed with Shrimp Paste
VA
Vanna_Black
  1. 1.Pork & Shrimp Siu Mai
  2. 2.Baked BBQ Pork Buns
  3. 3.Fried Sesame Balls
  4. 4.Stir-Fried Yu Choy
  5. 5.Garlic Napa Cabbage
  6. 6.Steamed Chaozhou Dumplings
AN
anupar
  1. 1.Xiao Long Bao with Pork and Truffle
  2. 2.Garlic Green Beans
  3. 3.Egg Custard Tarts
  4. 4.Salt & Pepper Calamari
  5. 5.Chrysanthemum Tea
  6. 6.Shrimp Toast
RY
ry
  1. 1.Steamed BBQ Pork Buns
  2. 2.Xiao Long Bao with Pork
  3. 3.Baby Bok Choy with Garlic
  4. 4.Pan-Fried Potstickers
  5. 5.Black Sesame Balls
  6. 6.Malay Sponge Cake (Ma Lai Go)
GA
gary
  1. 1.Tsingtao Beer
  2. 2.Har Gow (Shrimp Dumplings)
  3. 3.Sticky Rice Wrapped in Lotus Leaf
  4. 4.Pan-Fried Chive Dumplings
  5. 5.Sweet Tofu Pudding
  6. 6.Beef Meatballs with Bean Curd Skin
DU
dumpslikeatruck
  1. 1.Fried Sticky Rice with Chinese Sausage
  2. 2.Custard Lava Buns
  3. 3.Beef Meatballs without Bean Curd Skin (Ngu Yuk Kau)
  4. 4.Chicken Siu Mai
  5. 5.Pineapple BBQ Pork Bun
  6. 6.Baby Bok Choy with Mushrooms
HA
hardworking_susan
  1. 1.Black Bean Spare Ribs
  2. 2.XO Sauce Turnip Cake
  3. 3.Rice Noodle Roll (Cheung Fun)
  4. 4.Mango Pudding
  5. 5.Snow Pea Leaves with Garlic
  6. 6.Deep Fried Taro Dumplings

DRAFT STATS

Total draft time10d 4h 33m 52s

AVG TIME PER PICK BY PLAYER

1.ratbichwif
1h 24m 37s
2.anupar
1h 37m 21s
3.hardworking_susan
1h 37m 23s
4.ry
2h 33m 17s
5.Vanna_Black
2h 57m 45s
6.gary
3h 59m 25s
7.dumpslikeatruck
12h 33m 39s
8.shantanut
14h 2m 11s

COMMISSIONERS

RA
ratbichwif
RY
ry

FINAL RESULTS

#PLAYERPICK
ROUND 1
1
RA
ratbichwif

Shrimp & Chive Dumplings

2
SH
shantanut

Chili Crisp

3
VA
Vanna_Black

Pork & Shrimp Siu Mai

4
AN
anupar

Xiao Long Bao with Pork and Truffle

5
RY
ry

Steamed BBQ Pork Buns

6
GA
gary

Tsingtao Beer

7
DU
dumpslikeatruck

Fried Sticky Rice with Chinese Sausage

8
HA
hardworking_susan

Black Bean Spare Ribs

ROUND 2
9
HA
hardworking_susan

XO Sauce Turnip Cake

10
DU
dumpslikeatruck

Custard Lava Buns

11
GA
gary

Har Gow (Shrimp Dumplings)

12
RY
ry

Xiao Long Bao with Pork

13
AN
anupar

Garlic Green Beans

14
VA
Vanna_Black

Baked BBQ Pork Buns

15
SH
shantanut

Shanghai Soup Dumplings

16
RA
ratbichwif

Diet Coke

ROUND 3
17
RA
ratbichwif

Fried Turnip Cake

18
SH
shantanut

Chinese Broccoli with Oyster Sauce

19
VA
Vanna_Black

Fried Sesame Balls

20
AN
anupar

Egg Custard Tarts

21
RY
ry

Baby Bok Choy with Garlic

22
GA
gary

Sticky Rice Wrapped in Lotus Leaf

23
DU
dumpslikeatruck

Beef Meatballs without Bean Curd Skin (Ngu Yuk Kau)

24
HA
hardworking_susan

Rice Noodle Roll (Cheung Fun)

ROUND 4
25
HA
hardworking_susan

Mango Pudding

26
DU
dumpslikeatruck

Chicken Siu Mai

27
GA
gary

Pan-Fried Chive Dumplings

28
RY
ry

Pan-Fried Potstickers

29
AN
anupar

Salt & Pepper Calamari

30
VA
Vanna_Black

Stir-Fried Yu Choy

31
SH
shantanut

Stuffed Tofu Skin Rolls

32
RA
ratbichwif

Chili Garlic Sauce

ROUND 5
33
RA
ratbichwif

Stir-Fried Chinese Eggplant

34
SH
shantanut

Congee with Pork & Century Egg

35
VA
Vanna_Black

Garlic Napa Cabbage

36
AN
anupar

Chrysanthemum Tea

37
RY
ry

Black Sesame Balls

38
GA
gary

Sweet Tofu Pudding

39
DU
dumpslikeatruck

Pineapple BBQ Pork Bun

40
HA
hardworking_susan

Snow Pea Leaves with Garlic

ROUND 6
41
HA
hardworking_susan

Deep Fried Taro Dumplings

42
DU
dumpslikeatruck

Baby Bok Choy with Mushrooms

43
GA
gary

Beef Meatballs with Bean Curd Skin

44
RY
ry

Malay Sponge Cake (Ma Lai Go)

45
AN
anupar

Shrimp Toast

46
VA
Vanna_Black

Steamed Chaozhou Dumplings

47
SH
shantanut

Eggplant Stuffed with Shrimp Paste

48
RA
ratbichwif

Fried Sticky Rice Cakes

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