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Thirty-two contenders, one buttocks, zero mercy — this is the tournament where recliners talk trash and dentist chairs pray for an early exit. Bean bags are peaking in the 2-seed while the Airplane Economy Seat limps in as the overwhelming 32-seed nobody drafted on purpose. May the comfiest cushion win, and may God have mercy on whoever seeded the kneeling chair this high.

27d ago

Which award is the best to win? In this ballot, choose which awards you personally would like to win the most. Assume you have unlimited wealth, so its not like the award would help you with financial gain. Choose based on your own framework for prestige. And don't mess it up this time.

6d ago

Assemble the ultimate fast food roster and defend your picks like a suburban dad defending Culver’s on Facebook. Reach for nostalgia, regional bias, and pure grease powered greatness.

May 23

Welcome to the Forever Meals Draft: the only snake draft where your picks becomes your permanent dietary identity. Draft wisely, because once you lock in “Thai” or “French,” that’s breakfast, lunch, dinner, holidays, breakups, and late-night cravings until the end of time. Every pick is a brutal combination of flavor optimization, nutritional compromise, and emotional stability under extreme repetition. Some drafters will build balanced, sustainable food ecosystems. Others will spend eternity eating nothing but dim sum and convincing themselves they’re happy about it.

May 13

The draft board picks are in--now they must face off against each other!

Aug 14

Welcome to the Dim Sum Sluts Draft: a glorious culinary competition where DSS legends are built one bamboo steamer at a time. Assemble the ultimate lineup of dumplings, buns, noodles, vegetables, desserts, and beverages in pursuit of dim sum immortality. Strategy matters, overordering is inevitable, and anyone who forgets egg tarts in the late rounds deserves public ridicule.

Jun 10