Forever Meals Draft: The Foods You Have To Eat For Eternity
Welcome to the Forever Meals Draft: the only snake draft where your picks becomes your permanent dietary identity. Draft wisely, because once you lock in “Thai” or “French,” that’s breakfast, lunch, dinner, holidays, breakups, and late-night cravings until the end of time. Every pick is a brutal combination of flavor optimization, nutritional compromise, and emotional stability under extreme repetition. Some drafters will build balanced, sustainable food ecosystems. Others will spend eternity eating nothing but dim sum and convincing themselves they’re happy about it.
Tags: Food, Just For Fun, Culture
VOTE FOR THE WINNER
- 1.Mexican
- 2.Indian: Northern
- 3.Indian: Southern
- 4.US: Hawaiian
- 1.Italian
- 2.US: Southern
- 3.Chinese: Southern (Cantonese, Hong Kong)
- 4.Peruvian
- 1.Japanese
- 2.Greek
- 3.Belgian
- 4.US: Cajun and Creole
- 1.French
- 2.Brazilian
- 3.German
- 4.US: New England
- 1.Thai
- 2.Chinese: Northern (Beijing, Dongbei, Shandong, Xi’an)
- 3.Turkish
- 4.Argentine
- 1.US: Tex-Mex
- 2.Middle Eastern
- 3.Spanish
- 4.Burmese
- 1.Korean
- 2.Chinese: Central-Western (Sichuan, Hunan, Guizhou, Chongqing)
- 3.Vietnamese
- 4.Portuguese
DRAFT STATS
AVG TIME PER PICK BY PLAYER
COMMISSIONERS
FINAL RESULTS
| # | PLAYER | PICK |
|---|---|---|
| ROUND 1 | ||
| 1 | KN Knapptime | Mexican |
| 2 | RY ry | Italian |
| 3 | CH charlie | Japanese |
| 4 | TH TheRealDan | French |
| 5 | NI Ninibeanie | Thai |
| 6 | RA ratbichwif | US: Tex-Mex |
| 7 | LO LordIan | Korean |
| ROUND 2 | ||
| 8 | LO LordIan | Chinese: Central-Western (Sichuan, Hunan, Guizhou, Chongqing) |
| 9 | RA ratbichwif | Middle Eastern |
| 10 | NI Ninibeanie | Chinese: Northern (Beijing, Dongbei, Shandong, Xi’an) |
| 11 | TH TheRealDan | Brazilian |
| 12 | CH charlie | Greek |
| 13 | RY ry | US: Southern |
| 14 | KN Knapptime | Indian: Northern |
| ROUND 3 | ||
| 15 | KN Knapptime | Indian: Southern |
| 16 | RY ry | Chinese: Southern (Cantonese, Hong Kong) |
| 17 | CH charlie | Belgian |
| 18 | TH TheRealDan | German |
| 19 | NI Ninibeanie | Turkish |
| 20 | RA ratbichwif | Spanish |
| 21 | LO LordIan | Vietnamese |
| ROUND 4 | ||
| 22 | LO LordIan | Portuguese |
| 23 | RA ratbichwif | Burmese |
| 24 | NI Ninibeanie | Argentine |
| 25 | TH TheRealDan | US: New England |
| 26 | CH charlie | US: Cajun and Creole |
| 27 | RY ry | Peruvian |
| 28 | KN Knapptime | US: Hawaiian |
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