The United States of Springfield: Simpsons Characters Take Over the U.S. Government
A nation is in crisis. And somehow the only people available to restore order are the emotionally unstable residents of Springfield. In this snake-style draft, players assemble the ultimate Simpsons administration by filling key U.S. government positions with everyone from competent workhorses like Lisa Simpson to catastrophic wildcards like Mayor Quimby, Lionel Hutz, or Ralph Wiggum. Winner is the one who assembles the most hilarious new government.
Tags: The Simpsons, Television, Pop Culture, Politics, United States
VOTE FOR THE WINNER
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
Lyle Lanley
VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
Hans Moleman
SECRETARY OF STATE
Bumblebee Man
SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY
Gil Gunderson
SECRETARY OF DEFENSE
Leopold
ATTORNEY GENERAL
Rex Banner
CHIEF JUSTICE OF THE SUPREME COURT
The Inanimate Carbon Rod
FEDERAL RESERVE CHAIR
Artie Ziff
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
McBain (Rainier Wolfcastle)
VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
Ned Flanders
SECRETARY OF STATE
Troy McClure
SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY
Abe Simpson (Grampa Simpson)
SECRETARY OF DEFENSE
Groundskeeper Willie
ATTORNEY GENERAL
Bart Simpson
CHIEF JUSTICE OF THE SUPREME COURT
Nelson Muntz
FEDERAL RESERVE CHAIR
Lisa Simpson
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
Ralph Wiggum
VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
Sideshow Bob
SECRETARY OF STATE
Duffman
SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY
Mr. Burns (Charles Montgomery Burns)
SECRETARY OF DEFENSE
Hank Scorpio
ATTORNEY GENERAL
Dr. Nick Riviera
CHIEF JUSTICE OF THE SUPREME COURT
Pinchy the Lobster
FEDERAL RESERVE CHAIR
Crazy Cat Lady (Eleanor Abernathy)
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
Kodos
VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
Sexy Flanders
SECRETARY OF STATE
Helen Lovejoy
SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY
Fat Tony
SECRETARY OF DEFENSE
God
ATTORNEY GENERAL
Lionel Hutz
CHIEF JUSTICE OF THE SUPREME COURT
Patty Bouvier
FEDERAL RESERVE CHAIR
Frank Grimes
DRAFT STATS
AVG TIME PER PICK BY PLAYER
COMMISSIONER
FINAL RESULTS
| # | PLAYER | PICK |
|---|---|---|
| ROUND 1 · PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES | ||
| 1 | JD jd | Lyle Lanley |
| 2 | MC McBane | McBain (Rainier Wolfcastle) |
| 3 | RY ry | Ralph Wiggum |
| 4 | GR Grant | Kodos |
| ROUND 2 · VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES | ||
| 5 | GR Grant | Sexy Flanders |
| 6 | RY ry | Sideshow Bob |
| 7 | MC McBane | Ned Flanders |
| 8 | JD jd | Hans Moleman |
| ROUND 3 · SECRETARY OF STATE | ||
| 9 | JD jd | Bumblebee Man |
| 10 | MC McBane | Troy McClure |
| 11 | RY ry | Duffman |
| 12 | GR Grant | Helen Lovejoy |
| ROUND 4 · SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY | ||
| 13 | GR Grant | Fat Tony |
| 14 | RY ry | Mr. Burns (Charles Montgomery Burns) |
| 15 | MC McBane | Abe Simpson (Grampa Simpson) |
| 16 | JD jd | Gil Gunderson |
| ROUND 5 · SECRETARY OF DEFENSE | ||
| 17 | JD jd | Leopold |
| 18 | MC McBane | Groundskeeper Willie |
| 19 | RY ry | Hank Scorpio |
| 20 | GR Grant | God |
| ROUND 6 · ATTORNEY GENERAL | ||
| 21 | GR Grant | Lionel Hutz |
| 22 | RY ry | Dr. Nick Riviera |
| 23 | MC McBane | Bart Simpson |
| 24 | JD jd | Rex Banner |
| ROUND 7 · CHIEF JUSTICE OF THE SUPREME COURT | ||
| 25 | JD jd | The Inanimate Carbon Rod |
| 26 | MC McBane | Nelson Muntz |
| 27 | RY ry | Pinchy the Lobster |
| 28 | GR Grant | Patty Bouvier |
| ROUND 8 · FEDERAL RESERVE CHAIR | ||
| 29 | GR Grant | Frank Grimes |
| 30 | RY ry | Crazy Cat Lady (Eleanor Abernathy) |
| 31 | MC McBane | Lisa Simpson |
| 32 | JD jd | Artie Ziff |
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