Millenial Junk Food
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THE VERDICT
What went first in "Millenial Junk Food"?
In this 12-player draft, Totino's Pizza Rolls was picked first, followed by Gushers, Dunkaroos, Bagel Bites, and Hot pockets in round one. McBane and LordIan tied for the winning lineup, by vote.
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VOTE FOR THE WINNER
- 1.Totino's Pizza Rolls
- 2.Cocoa crispies
- 3.Cheetos
- 4.Drumstick
- 5.Teddy Grahams
- 6.Reese's NutRageous
- 7.Kit Kat
- 8.Wheat thins
- 9.Honey bunches of oats
- 10.Scooby-Doo Fruit Snacks
- 1.Gushers
- 2.Kool-Aid
- 3.Cheez-Its
- 4.Lunchables pizza
- 5.Twix
- 6.Nilla Wafers
- 7.Golden Grahams
- 8.Animal Crackers
- 9.Bubble tape
- 10.Orbitz drink
- 1.Dunkaroos
- 2.Butterfinger BB's
- 3.Kudos Bars
- 4.Cheese Balls
- 5.Orangina
- 6.100 Grand
- 7.Airheads
- 8.Sprite Remix
- 9.Ring pops
- 10.Little hug fruit barrel
- 1.Bagel Bites
- 2.Dippin' Dots
- 3.Crystal Pepsi
- 4.Frozen Snickers
- 5.Doritos (nacho cheese)
- 6.Pop rocks
- 7.Jolly ranchers
- 8.Salt & vinegar chips
- 9.Chips Ahoy!
- 10.Triscuits
- 1.Hot pockets
- 2.Sunny-D
- 3.Fun dip
- 4.Push pops
- 5.PB M&M's
- 6.Funyuns
- 7.Jolt Kola
- 8.Lucky Charms
- 9.Crunch bar
- 10.Oreo O's
- 1.Capri Sun
- 2.Fruit Roll-Up
- 3.Big League Chew
- 4.Combos
- 5.Banana Runts
- 6.Lunchables ham & cheese
- 7.Reese's Pieces
- 8.Count Chocula
- 9.Moon Pies
- 10.Sobe
- 1.Doritos (cool ranch)
- 2.SpaghettiOs
- 3.Pop-Tarts
- 4.Gatorade (generic)
- 5.Nerds
- 6.Snickers
- 7.M&M's
- 8.Tootsie Pops
- 9.Coke Vanilla
- 10.Chef boyardee
- 1.Reese's peanut butter cups
- 2.Choco Taco
- 3.Pringles
- 4.Double Stuf Oreos
- 5.Pudding cups
- 6.Yoo-Hoo
- 7.Honey Nut Cheerios
- 8.Frosted Mini-Wheats
- 9.3 musketeers
- 10.Raisin Bran
- 1.Toaster Strudel
- 2.Fruit by the Foot
- 3.Snapple
- 4.Ritz Bits Sandwiches
- 5.Ice Cream Sandwiches
- 6.Bugles
- 7.Oops! All Berries
- 8.Bunch 'a crunch
- 9.Payday
- 10.Cookie Crisp
- 1.Mountain Dew Code Red
- 2.Warheads
- 3.Sour patch kids
- 4.Skittles
- 5.Butterfinger
- 6.Surge
- 7.Twizzlers
- 8.Hawaiian Punch
- 9.Fruitopia
- 10.Fig Newtons
- 1.Fruity Pebbles
- 2.Shark bites fruit snacks
- 3.Hostess cupcakes
- 4.Arizona iced tea
- 5.Rice Krispies Treats (store packaged, not homemade)
- 6.Sour cream & onion chips
- 7.Oatmeal creme pies
- 8.Baby Ruth
- 9.Milky Way bar
- 10.Cracker Jack
- 1.Starbucks Frappuccino (the glass bottle kind found in 7-11)
- 2.Cinnamon Toast Crunch
- 3.Eggo Waffles
- 4.Goldfish
- 5.Frozen Milky Way
- 6.Welch's Fruit Snacks
- 7.Gatorade (frost)
- 8.Waffle Crisp
- 9.Special K with Berries
- 10.Cherry 7-up
DRAFT STATS
AVG TIME PER PICK BY PLAYER
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FINAL RESULTS
| # | PLAYER | PICK |
|---|---|---|
| ROUND 1 | ||
| 1 | NI Ninibeanie | Totino's Pizza Rolls 💪1🤬1 |
| 2 | RA ratbichwif | Gushers 💪1 |
| 3 | GI Gio_Beaver | Dunkaroos 💪1 |
| 4 | CH charlie | Bagel Bites 💪1🙈1 |
| 5 | MC McBane | Hot pockets 💪1 |
| 6 | RY ry | Capri Sun 💪2 |
| 7 | LI Lilrod | Doritos (cool ranch) 💪1 |
| 8 | JR jrose | Reese's peanut butter cups 💪1 |
| 9 | LO LordIan | Toaster Strudel 💪2 |
| 10 | TH TheRealDan | Mountain Dew Code Red 💪1 |
| 11 | KN Knapptime | Fruity Pebbles 💪1 |
| 12 | IS Isa_bad_b | Starbucks Frappuccino (the glass bottle kind found in 7-11) 💪1 |
| ROUND 2 | ||
| 13 | IS Isa_bad_b | Cinnamon Toast Crunch |
| 14 | KN Knapptime | Shark bites fruit snacks 💪1 |
| 15 | TH TheRealDan | Warheads 🙈1 |
| 16 | LO LordIan | Fruit by the Foot 💪1 |
| 17 | JR jrose | Choco Taco 💪1 |
| 18 | LI Lilrod | SpaghettiOs 🙈2 |
| 19 | RY ry | Fruit Roll-Up 🙈1 |
| 20 | MC McBane | Sunny-D 💪1🙈1 |
| 21 | CH charlie | Dippin' Dots 😂1💪1🙈1 |
| 22 | GI Gio_Beaver | Butterfinger BB's 🙈1💪1 |
| 23 | RA ratbichwif | Kool-Aid 😂1 |
| 24 | NI Ninibeanie | Cocoa crispies 💪1 |
| ROUND 3 | ||
| 25 | NI Ninibeanie | Cheetos 💪1 |
| 26 | RA ratbichwif | Cheez-Its |
| 27 | GI Gio_Beaver | Kudos Bars |
| 28 | CH charlie | Crystal Pepsi 💪2🙈1 |
| 29 | MC McBane | Fun dip 💪1🙈1 |
| 30 | RY ry | Big League Chew 🙈1 |
| 31 | LI Lilrod | Pop-Tarts 💪2🤬1 |
| 32 | JR jrose | Pringles 💪1🙈1 |
| 33 | LO LordIan | Snapple 💪1 |
| 34 | TH TheRealDan | Sour patch kids 💪2 |
| 35 | KN Knapptime | Hostess cupcakes 💪1 |
| 36 | IS Isa_bad_b | Eggo Waffles 💪1 |
| ROUND 4 | ||
| 37 | IS Isa_bad_b | Goldfish 💪1 |
| 38 | KN Knapptime | Arizona iced tea |
| 39 | TH TheRealDan | Skittles |
| 40 | LO LordIan | Ritz Bits Sandwiches 💪1 |
| 41 | JR jrose | Double Stuf Oreos 💪1 |
| 42 | LI Lilrod | Gatorade (generic) 💪1 |
| 43 | RY ry | Combos |
| 44 | MC McBane | Push pops 💪1 |
| 45 | CH charlie | Frozen Snickers 💪1 |
| 46 | GI Gio_Beaver | Cheese Balls 💪1 |
| 47 | RA ratbichwif | Lunchables pizza 🙈1 |
| 48 | NI Ninibeanie | Drumstick 💪1 |
| ROUND 5 | ||
| 49 | NI Ninibeanie | Teddy Grahams 💪2 |
| 50 | RA ratbichwif | Twix 💪1 |
| 51 | GI Gio_Beaver | Orangina |
| 52 | CH charlie | Doritos (nacho cheese) 💪1 |
| 53 | MC McBane | PB M&M's |
| 54 | RY ry | Banana Runts 🙈1 |
| 55 | LI Lilrod | Nerds |
| 56 | JR jrose | Pudding cups |
| 57 | LO LordIan | Ice Cream Sandwiches 💪1 |
| 58 | TH TheRealDan | Butterfinger |
| 59 | KN Knapptime | Rice Krispies Treats (store packaged, not homemade) 💪1 |
| 60 | IS Isa_bad_b | Frozen Milky Way |
| ROUND 6 | ||
| 61 | IS Isa_bad_b | Welch's Fruit Snacks 💪1 |
| 62 | KN Knapptime | Sour cream & onion chips |
| 63 | TH TheRealDan | Surge |
| 64 | LO LordIan | Bugles |
| 65 | JR jrose | Yoo-Hoo |
| 66 | LI Lilrod | Snickers |
| 67 | RY ry | Lunchables ham & cheese |
| 68 | MC McBane | Funyuns 💪1 |
| 69 | CH charlie | Pop rocks 💪1 |
| 70 | GI Gio_Beaver | 100 Grand |
| 71 | RA ratbichwif | Nilla Wafers 💪1 |
| 72 | NI Ninibeanie | Reese's NutRageous |
| ROUND 7 | ||
| 73 | NI Ninibeanie | Kit Kat 💪1 |
| 74 | RA ratbichwif | Golden Grahams 💪2 |
| 75 | GI Gio_Beaver | Airheads 💪1 |
| 76 | CH charlie | Jolly ranchers 🙈1 |
| 77 | MC McBane | Jolt Kola |
| 78 | RY ry | Reese's Pieces 🙈1💪1 |
| 79 | LI Lilrod | M&M's 💪1 |
| 80 | JR jrose | Honey Nut Cheerios |
| 81 | LO LordIan | Oops! All Berries |
| 82 | TH TheRealDan | Twizzlers |
| 83 | KN Knapptime | Oatmeal creme pies |
| 84 | IS Isa_bad_b | Gatorade (frost) |
| ROUND 8 | ||
| 85 | IS Isa_bad_b | Waffle Crisp |
| 86 | KN Knapptime | Baby Ruth |
| 87 | TH TheRealDan | Hawaiian Punch 💪1 |
| 88 | LO LordIan | Bunch 'a crunch |
| 89 | JR jrose | Frosted Mini-Wheats |
| 90 | LI Lilrod | Tootsie Pops |
| 91 | RY ry | Count Chocula |
| 92 | MC McBane | Lucky Charms |
| 93 | CH charlie | Salt & vinegar chips |
| 94 | GI Gio_Beaver | Sprite Remix |
| 95 | RA ratbichwif | Animal Crackers |
| 96 | NI Ninibeanie | Wheat thins |
| ROUND 9 | ||
| 97 | NI Ninibeanie | Honey bunches of oats |
| 98 | RA ratbichwif | Bubble tape |
| 99 | GI Gio_Beaver | Ring pops |
| 100 | CH charlie | Chips Ahoy! |
| 101 | MC McBane | Crunch bar |
| 102 | RY ry | Moon Pies |
| 103 | LI Lilrod | Coke Vanilla |
| 104 | JR jrose | 3 musketeers |
| 105 | LO LordIan | Payday |
| 106 | TH TheRealDan | Fruitopia 💪1 |
| 107 | KN Knapptime | Milky Way bar |
| 108 | IS Isa_bad_b | Special K with Berries |
| ROUND 10 | ||
| 109 | IS Isa_bad_b | Cherry 7-up 💪1 |
| 110 | KN Knapptime | Cracker Jack |
| 111 | TH TheRealDan | Fig Newtons 😂1 |
| 112 | LO LordIan | Cookie Crisp |
| 113 | JR jrose | Raisin Bran |
| 114 | LI Lilrod | Chef boyardee 🙈1 |
| 115 | RY ry | Sobe |
| 116 | MC McBane | Oreo O's |
| 117 | CH charlie | Triscuits |
| 118 | GI Gio_Beaver | Little hug fruit barrel 🙈1 |
| 119 | RA ratbichwif | Orbitz drink |
| 120 | NI Ninibeanie | Scooby-Doo Fruit Snacks |
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