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Rank the Presidents

Every U.S. presidency is on the board: all 47 terms from Washington to Trump. Grover Cleveland and Donald Trump each appear twice, since they each served non-consecutive terms, so you can draft one term without getting stuck with the other. Then there are 13 fictional presidents, because Jed Bartlet would beat at least eleven real ones and we all know it. 12 drafters, 5 rounds, snake order, 60 items, 60 picks. Every single presidency comes off the board, so there are no leftovers and nowhere to hide. Build the best five-president administration you can. ONE RULE: You can only pick one fictional president!!!!

Tags: History, Politics

🏴‍☠️ MUTINY

DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES, BUT THIS DRAFT WILL.

⚖️ OFFICIAL VERDICT OF THE TRIBUNAL ⚖️

WHEREAS this draft, as constructed and supervised by THE COMMISSIONER, was (and the record will reflect this plainly) poorly built, loosely run, and by most honest accounts, a little bit amoral in its design;

WHEREAS the Crew sent reminder email after reminder email, each one funnier and sadder than the last, and still nobody could be compelled to pick another thing, not out of spite, but because there was, by that point, genuinely nothing left worth drafting for;

WHEREAS the very drafters THE COMMISSIONER was supposed to be serving looked at what had become of this draft and agreed, without much debate, that the blame sits squarely at the top;

THE CREW DOES HEREBY FIND THE COMMISSIONER GUILTY OF GROSS MISMANAGEMENT, BY A VOTE OF 7–2

SENTENCE: THE COMMISSIONER shall walk the plank, effective immediately, permanently, and as a matter of basic organizational accountability. Their name shall be etched into the Hall of Shame in authentic 8-bit font, where it will remain forever, for strangers on the internet to see and judge accordingly.

Let this be a lesson to future commissioners everywhere: a draft is a promise to the people who joined it. Build it, run it, and give them a reason to finish.

SO MUTINIED. SO RECORDED. SO BE IT. 🏴‍☠️

⚔️ On Trial

Lilrod COMMISSIONER
GUILTY
ratbichwifSTUCK DRAFTER
CLEARED

⚓ How The Crew Voted

charlieBLAMED THE COMMISSIONER
Gio_BeaverBLAMED THE COMMISSIONER
Isa_bad_bBLAMED THE COMMISSIONER
jroseBLAMED THE COMMISSIONER
KnapptimeBLAMED THE DRAFTER
LordIanBLAMED THE COMMISSIONER
McBaneBLAMED THE DRAFTER
ryBLAMED THE COMMISSIONER
TheRealDanBLAMED THE COMMISSIONER

THE VERDICT

What went first in "Rank the Presidents"?

In this 12-player draft, Thomas J. Whitmore (Independence Day) was picked first, followed by Selina Meyer (Veep), George Washington (1789-1797), Barack Obama (2009-2017), and Abraham Lincoln (1861-1865) in round one. Knapptime built the winning lineup, by vote.

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VOTE FOR THE WINNER

KN
Knapptime
  1. 1.Thomas J. Whitmore (Independence Day)
  2. 2.John Quincy Adams (1825-1829)
  3. 3.Gerald Ford (1974-1977)
  4. 4.Herbert Hoover (1929-1933)
  5. 5.Martin Van Buren (1837-1841)
NI
Ninibeanie
  1. 1.Selina Meyer (Veep)
  2. 2.James Monroe (1817-1825)
  3. 3.James Madison (1809-1817)
  4. 4.Grover Cleveland, 2nd term (1893-1897)
  5. 5.George W. Bush (2001-2009)
GI
Gio_Beaver
  1. 1.George Washington (1789-1797)
  2. 2.Thomas Jefferson (1801-1809)
  3. 3.Jimmy Carter (1977-1981)
  4. 4.Tom Kirkman (Designated Survivor)
  5. 5.John Tyler (1841-1845)
RA
ratbichwif
  1. 1.Barack Obama (2009-2017)
  2. 2.David Palmer (24)
  3. 3.James A. Garfield (1881)
  4. 4.Warren G. Harding (1921-1923)
JR
jrose
  1. 1.Abraham Lincoln (1861-1865)
  2. 2.Richard Nixon (1969-1974)
  3. 3.Ronald Reagan (1981-1989)
  4. 4.Mackenzie Allen (Commander in Chief)
RY
ry
  1. 1.Dwayne Elizondo Camacho (Idiocracy)
  2. 2.James K. Polk (1845-1849)
  3. 3.William McKinley (1897-1901)
  4. 4.Zachary Taylor (1849-1850)
LO
LordIan
  1. 1.James Marshall (Air Force One)
  2. 2.John Adams (1797-1801)
  3. 3.Benjamin Harrison (1889-1893)
  4. 4.Rutherford B. Hayes (1877-1881)
IS
Isa_bad_b
  1. 1.Franklin D. Roosevelt (1933-1945)
  2. 2.Bill Clinton (1993-2001)
  3. 3.Chester A. Arthur (1881-1885)
  4. 4.Andrew Shepherd (The American President)
LI
Lilrod
  1. 1.Theodore Roosevelt (1901-1909)
  2. 2.Dave Kovic (Dave)
  3. 3.Woodrow Wilson (1913-1921)
  4. 4.Calvin Coolidge (1923-1929)
TH
TheRealDan
  1. 1.Dwight D. Eisenhower (1953-1961)
  2. 2.Harry S. Truman (1945-1953)
  3. 3.Merkin Muffley (Dr. Strangelove)
  4. 4.Grover Cleveland, 1st term (1885-1889)
CH
charlie
  1. 1.Josiah 'Jed' Bartlet (The West Wing)
  2. 2.Lyndon B. Johnson (1963-1969)
  3. 3.William Howard Taft (1909-1913)
  4. 4.Joe Biden (2021-2025)
MC
McBane
  1. 1.John F. Kennedy (1961-1963)
  2. 2.Ulysses S. Grant (1869-1877)
  3. 3.William Henry Harrison (1841)
  4. 4.George H. W. Bush (1989-1993)

DRAFT STATS

Total draft time (excluding autodrafts)48d 23h 13m 36s

AVG TIME PER PICK BY PLAYER

1.Knapptime
46m 10s
2.ry
59m 19s
3.Gio_Beaver
1h 33m 54s
4.LordIan
1h 35m 15s
5.jrose
1h 50m 7s
6.Isa_bad_b
1h 56m 38s
7.Lilrod
1h 57m 14s
8.McBane
2h 55m 48s
9.ratbichwif
3h 5m 21s
10.charlie
3h 41m 42s
11.TheRealDan
4h 0m 27s
12.Ninibeanie
10h 24m 56s
1.George Washington (1789-1797)
2.John Adams (1797-1801)
3.Thomas Jefferson (1801-1809)
4.James Madison (1809-1817)
5.James Monroe (1817-1825)

FINAL RESULTS

#PLAYERPICK
ROUND 1
1
KN
Knapptime

Thomas J. Whitmore (Independence Day)

💪2
2
NI
Ninibeanie

Selina Meyer (Veep)

3
GI
Gio_Beaver

George Washington (1789-1797)

💪1
4
RA
ratbichwif

Barack Obama (2009-2017)

💪2
5
JR
jrose

Abraham Lincoln (1861-1865)

6
RY
ry

Dwayne Elizondo Camacho (Idiocracy)

💪1
7
LO
LordIan

James Marshall (Air Force One)

💪1
8
IS
Isa_bad_b

Franklin D. Roosevelt (1933-1945)

9
LI
Lilrod

Theodore Roosevelt (1901-1909)

💪2
10
TH
TheRealDan

Dwight D. Eisenhower (1953-1961)

11
CH
charlie

Josiah 'Jed' Bartlet (The West Wing)

12
MC
McBane

John F. Kennedy (1961-1963)

ROUND 2
13
MC
McBane

Ulysses S. Grant (1869-1877)

💪1
14
CH
charlie

Lyndon B. Johnson (1963-1969)

15
TH
TheRealDan

Harry S. Truman (1945-1953)

🤬1
16
LI
Lilrod

Dave Kovic (Dave)

17
IS
Isa_bad_b

Bill Clinton (1993-2001)

18
LO
LordIan

John Adams (1797-1801)

19
RY
ry

James K. Polk (1845-1849)

20
JR
jrose

Richard Nixon (1969-1974)

21
RA
ratbichwif

David Palmer (24)

22
GI
Gio_Beaver

Thomas Jefferson (1801-1809)

23
NI
Ninibeanie

James Monroe (1817-1825)

24
KN
Knapptime

John Quincy Adams (1825-1829)

💪1
ROUND 3
25
KN
Knapptime

Gerald Ford (1974-1977)

💪1
26
NI
Ninibeanie

James Madison (1809-1817)

27
GI
Gio_Beaver

Jimmy Carter (1977-1981)

28
RA
ratbichwif

James A. Garfield (1881)

29
JR
jrose

Ronald Reagan (1981-1989)

30
RY
ry

William McKinley (1897-1901)

31
LO
LordIan

Benjamin Harrison (1889-1893)

32
IS
Isa_bad_b

Chester A. Arthur (1881-1885)

33
LI
Lilrod

Woodrow Wilson (1913-1921)

34
TH
TheRealDan

Merkin Muffley (Dr. Strangelove)

35
CH
charlie

William Howard Taft (1909-1913)

36
MC
McBane

William Henry Harrison (1841)

ROUND 4
37
MC
McBane

George H. W. Bush (1989-1993)

38
CH
charlie

Joe Biden (2021-2025)

39
TH
TheRealDan

Grover Cleveland, 1st term (1885-1889)

40
LI
Lilrod

Calvin Coolidge (1923-1929)

41
IS
Isa_bad_b

Andrew Shepherd (The American President)

42
LO
LordIan

Rutherford B. Hayes (1877-1881)

43
RY
ry

Zachary Taylor (1849-1850)

44
JR
jrose

Mackenzie Allen (Commander in Chief)

45
RA
ratbichwif

Warren G. Harding (1921-1923)

46
GI
Gio_Beaver

Tom Kirkman (Designated Survivor)

47
NI
Ninibeanie

Grover Cleveland, 2nd term (1893-1897)

48
KN
Knapptime

Herbert Hoover (1929-1933)

ROUND 5
49
KN
Knapptime

Martin Van Buren (1837-1841)

50
NI
Ninibeanie

George W. Bush (2001-2009)

51
GI
Gio_Beaver

John Tyler (1841-1845)

52
RA
ratbichwif
—
53
JR
jrose
—
54
RY
ry
—
55
LO
LordIan
—
56
IS
Isa_bad_b
—
57
LI
Lilrod
—
58
TH
TheRealDan
—
59
CH
charlie
—
60
MC
McBane
—

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