The Golden Lazy Susan: The Best Dim Sum Order
Welcome to the Dim Sum Sluts Draft: a glorious culinary competition where DSS legends are built one bamboo steamer at a time. Assemble the ultimate lineup of dumplings, buns, noodles, vegetables, desserts, and beverages in pursuit of dim sum immortality. Strategy matters, overordering is inevitable, and anyone who forgets egg tarts in the late rounds deserves public ridicule.
Tags: Food, Chinese, Dim Sum, Just For Fun, Dumplings
THE VERDICT
What went first in "The Golden Lazy Susan: The Best Dim Sum Order"?
In this 8-player draft, Shrimp & Chive Dumplings was picked first, followed by Chili Crisp, Pork & Shrimp Siu Mai, Xiao Long Bao with Pork and Truffle, and Steamed BBQ Pork Buns in round one. ry built the winning lineup, by vote.
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VOTE FOR THE WINNER
- 1.Shrimp & Chive Dumplings
- 2.Diet Coke
- 3.Fried Turnip Cake
- 4.Chili Garlic Sauce
- 5.Stir-Fried Chinese Eggplant
- 6.Fried Sticky Rice Cakes
- 1.Chili Crisp
- 2.Shanghai Soup Dumplings
- 3.Chinese Broccoli with Oyster Sauce
- 4.Stuffed Tofu Skin Rolls
- 5.Congee with Pork & Century Egg
- 6.Eggplant Stuffed with Shrimp Paste
- 1.Pork & Shrimp Siu Mai
- 2.Baked BBQ Pork Buns
- 3.Fried Sesame Balls
- 4.Stir-Fried Yu Choy
- 5.Garlic Napa Cabbage
- 6.Steamed Chaozhou Dumplings
- 1.Xiao Long Bao with Pork and Truffle
- 2.Garlic Green Beans
- 3.Egg Custard Tarts
- 4.Salt & Pepper Calamari
- 5.Chrysanthemum Tea
- 6.Shrimp Toast
- 1.Steamed BBQ Pork Buns
- 2.Xiao Long Bao with Pork
- 3.Baby Bok Choy with Garlic
- 4.Pan-Fried Potstickers
- 5.Black Sesame Balls
- 6.Malay Sponge Cake (Ma Lai Go)
- 1.Tsingtao Beer
- 2.Har Gow (Shrimp Dumplings)
- 3.Sticky Rice Wrapped in Lotus Leaf
- 4.Pan-Fried Chive Dumplings
- 5.Sweet Tofu Pudding
- 6.Beef Meatballs with Bean Curd Skin
- 1.Fried Sticky Rice with Chinese Sausage
- 2.Custard Lava Buns
- 3.Beef Meatballs without Bean Curd Skin (Ngu Yuk Kau)
- 4.Chicken Siu Mai
- 5.Pineapple BBQ Pork Bun
- 6.Baby Bok Choy with Mushrooms
- 1.Black Bean Spare Ribs
- 2.XO Sauce Turnip Cake
- 3.Rice Noodle Roll (Cheung Fun)
- 4.Mango Pudding
- 5.Snow Pea Leaves with Garlic
- 6.Deep Fried Taro Dumplings
DRAFT STATS
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FINAL RESULTS
| # | PLAYER | PICK |
|---|---|---|
| ROUND 1 | ||
| 1 | RA ratbichwif | Shrimp & Chive Dumplings ๐ช3 |
| 2 | SH shantanut | Chili Crisp ๐ช2๐คฌ1 |
| 3 | VA Vanna_Black | Pork & Shrimp Siu Mai ๐1 |
| 4 | AN anupar | Xiao Long Bao with Pork and Truffle ๐ช3 |
| 5 | RY ry | Steamed BBQ Pork Buns ๐ช1 |
| 6 | GA gary | Tsingtao Beer ๐1 |
| 7 | DU dumpslikeatruck | Fried Sticky Rice with Chinese Sausage ๐ช1 |
| 8 | HA hardworking_susan | Black Bean Spare Ribs |
| ROUND 2 | ||
| 9 | HA hardworking_susan | XO Sauce Turnip Cake |
| 10 | DU dumpslikeatruck | Custard Lava Buns ๐ช2 |
| 11 | GA gary | Har Gow (Shrimp Dumplings) ๐ช2 |
| 12 | RY ry | Xiao Long Bao with Pork |
| 13 | AN anupar | Garlic Green Beans ๐ช2๐คฌ1 |
| 14 | VA Vanna_Black | Baked BBQ Pork Buns |
| 15 | SH shantanut | Shanghai Soup Dumplings |
| 16 | RA ratbichwif | Diet Coke |
| ROUND 3 | ||
| 17 | RA ratbichwif | Fried Turnip Cake |
| 18 | SH shantanut | Chinese Broccoli with Oyster Sauce |
| 19 | VA Vanna_Black | Fried Sesame Balls |
| 20 | AN anupar | Egg Custard Tarts ๐ช1 |
| 21 | RY ry | Baby Bok Choy with Garlic |
| 22 | GA gary | Sticky Rice Wrapped in Lotus Leaf |
| 23 | DU dumpslikeatruck | Beef Meatballs without Bean Curd Skin (Ngu Yuk Kau) |
| 24 | HA hardworking_susan | Rice Noodle Roll (Cheung Fun) |
| ROUND 4 | ||
| 25 | HA hardworking_susan | Mango Pudding |
| 26 | DU dumpslikeatruck | Chicken Siu Mai |
| 27 | GA gary | Pan-Fried Chive Dumplings |
| 28 | RY ry | Pan-Fried Potstickers |
| 29 | AN anupar | Salt & Pepper Calamari |
| 30 | VA Vanna_Black | Stir-Fried Yu Choy |
| 31 | SH shantanut | Stuffed Tofu Skin Rolls |
| 32 | RA ratbichwif | Chili Garlic Sauce |
| ROUND 5 | ||
| 33 | RA ratbichwif | Stir-Fried Chinese Eggplant |
| 34 | SH shantanut | Congee with Pork & Century Egg |
| 35 | VA Vanna_Black | Garlic Napa Cabbage |
| 36 | AN anupar | Chrysanthemum Tea |
| 37 | RY ry | Black Sesame Balls |
| 38 | GA gary | Sweet Tofu Pudding |
| 39 | DU dumpslikeatruck | Pineapple BBQ Pork Bun |
| 40 | HA hardworking_susan | Snow Pea Leaves with Garlic |
| ROUND 6 | ||
| 41 | HA hardworking_susan | Deep Fried Taro Dumplings |
| 42 | DU dumpslikeatruck | Baby Bok Choy with Mushrooms |
| 43 | GA gary | Beef Meatballs with Bean Curd Skin |
| 44 | RY ry | Malay Sponge Cake (Ma Lai Go) |
| 45 | AN anupar | Shrimp Toast |
| 46 | VA Vanna_Black | Steamed Chaozhou Dumplings |
| 47 | SH shantanut | Eggplant Stuffed with Shrimp Paste |
| 48 | RA ratbichwif | Fried Sticky Rice Cakes |
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