Ninibeanie

Forget who’s the funniest or your favorite character. You’re building the friend group you’d actually want to be in. Who’s showing up for your move? Who do you want to do drafts with? Who do you actually want to hang out with? Chemistry matters more than star power.

Rings! Choose wisely…

Welcome to the Best Soda Draft: a carbonated struggle to determine the greatest soft drink of all time. Competitors will build rosters from an elite pool of gas station icons, regional legends, fast food exclusives, mall-food-court staples, and deeply questionable 1990s flavor experiments. Draft carefully: because once someone takes Cherry Coke or Mountain Dew Baja Blast off the board, panic tends to set in.

I've created a list of life's simple pleasures. Draft your favorites.

Science has solved nutrition. Your body is fine no matter what you consume. Water is gone. You drink only what you draft. Cereal milk is an earned privilege; glasses of plain milk are not a thing. This list of candy, drinks, chips, sweets, frozen treats, and "meals" is all that exists forever. This is your eternal menu. Draft accordingly.

America’s National Parks are cathedrals of geology, history, wilderness, and scale that define the country’s natural identity. In this draft, choose the parks that inspire awe, adventure, and obsession, from towering mountains and ancient forests to deserts, glaciers, and volcanic worlds that feel almost impossible to believe are real.

All Oscar nominated films from 1990-2019 are eligible. Pick you favorites. 8 rounds.

Greatest HBO Original series of all time. Excluding documentaries. Draft the best roster of your top-5 HBO shows of all time.

Welcome to the Forever Meals Draft: the only snake draft where your picks becomes your permanent dietary identity. Draft wisely, because once you lock in “Thai” or “French,” that’s breakfast, lunch, dinner, holidays, breakups, and late-night cravings until the end of time. Every pick is a brutal combination of flavor optimization, nutritional compromise, and emotional stability under extreme repetition. Some drafters will build balanced, sustainable food ecosystems. Others will spend eternity eating nothing but dim sum and convincing themselves they’re happy about it.

Which award is the best to win? In each match-up choose which award you personally would like to win the most. Assume you have unlimited wealth, so its not like the award would help you with financial gain. Choose based on your own framework for prestige.

Thirty-two contenders, one buttocks, zero mercy — this is the tournament where recliners talk trash and dentist chairs pray for an early exit. Bean bags are peaking in the 2-seed while the Airplane Economy Seat limps in as the overwhelming 32-seed nobody drafted on purpose. May the comfiest cushion win, and may God have mercy on whoever seeded the kneeling chair this high.