dumpslikeatruck

Member since May 2026

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DRAFTS COMPLETED

Drafts dumpslikeatruck has participated in that reached the closed stage.

BRACKETS COMPLETED

Brackets dumpslikeatruck has participated in that reached a crowned champion.

WINNING DRAFTS

Closed drafts where dumpslikeatruck received the most votes. Ties count.

PLAYERS BATTLED

Unique players dumpslikeatruck has completed draft or bracket games with.

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WEEKLING

Stuck it out in a draft that stayed live for over a week.

The Golden Lazy Susan: The Best Dim Sum Order · Jun 10, 2026

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FIRST DRAFT

Complete your first draft from start to finish.

Jun 10, 2026 · The Golden Lazy Susan: The Best Dim Sum Order

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WHAT'S WITH ALL THE BRACKET?

Voted a bracket all the way to a champion — ten separate times.

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Vote in ten different brackets, each all the way to a crowned champion.

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THE BADGE OF SHAME

Survived a draft that everyone gave up on.

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Be part of a draft — any seat, commissioner included — that ends abandoned instead of finished.

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SPEED DEMON

Have the fastest average pick time among all players in a draft.

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Finish a draft with the lowest average time per pick of any participant.

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FRIENDS & FRENEMIES

Complete drafts alongside 10 different unique drafters.

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Draft with 10 different unique people. You've battled 7 so far.

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PATIENT ZERO

Successfully recruit 5 people to Draft Whatever.

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Invite people who sign up. You've recruited 0 so far.

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MISSION TO COMMISSION

Run the show in 10 completed drafts.

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Be the commissioner of 10 closed drafts. You've run 0 so far.

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DYNAMIC DUO

Co-commission 10 completed drafts with another commissioner.

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Be a commissioner alongside at least one other commissioner in 10 closed drafts. You've co-commissioned 0 so far.

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FIRST BRACKET

Complete your first bracket from start to finish.

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Participate in a bracket that reaches a crowned champion.

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ORACLE

Correctly predict the most eventual winners in a bracket.

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Pick more eventual round winners than anyone else in a closed bracket.

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QUICK DRAW

Have the fastest average vote time among all voters in a bracket.

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Finish a bracket with the fastest average time-to-vote of any voter.

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SQUAD UP

Vote alongside 10 different unique people across brackets.

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Vote in brackets with 10 different unique people. You've squadded up with 0 so far.

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RUN THE BRACKET

Run the show in 10 completed brackets.

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Be the commissioner of 10 closed brackets. You've run 0 so far.

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CO-COMMISH

Co-commission 10 completed brackets with another commissioner.

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Be a commissioner alongside at least one other commissioner in 10 closed brackets. You've co-commissioned 0 so far.

DRAFTS

1 public draft dumpslikeatruck has played in.

The Golden Lazy Susan: The Best Dim Sum Order

Welcome to the Dim Sum Sluts Draft: a glorious culinary competition where DSS legends are built one bamboo steamer at a time. Assemble the ultimate lineup of dumplings, buns, noodles, vegetables, desserts, and beverages in pursuit of dim sum immortality. Strategy matters, overordering is inevitable, and anyone who forgets egg tarts in the late rounds deserves public ridicule.

DRAFTCLOSEDEnded Jun 10