UNITED STATES

America’s National Parks are cathedrals of geology, history, wilderness, and scale that define the country’s natural identity. In this draft, choose the parks that inspire awe, adventure, and obsession, from towering mountains and ancient forests to deserts, glaciers, and volcanic worlds that feel almost impossible to believe are real.

A nation is in crisis. And somehow the only people available to restore order are the emotionally unstable residents of Springfield. In this snake-style draft, players assemble the ultimate Simpsons administration by filling key U.S. government positions with everyone from competent workhorses like Lisa Simpson to catastrophic wildcards like Mayor Quimby, Lionel Hutz, or Ralph Wiggum. Winner is the one who assembles the most hilarious new government.

Assemble the ultimate fast food roster and defend your picks like a suburban dad defending Culver’s on Facebook. Reach for nostalgia, regional bias, and pure grease powered greatness.